am not against public displays of affection but if your relationship is destabilizing the space-time continuum maybe consider your impact on others
it’s great that romance isn’t dead but i am in four separate realities thanks to the effect your relationship has had on the timeline. get it together.
thinking about today. Batman having to take an injured teammate who doesn’t know his secret identity to the Batcave and they just assume it is his House. like oh yeah Batman lives in a big, spooky underground cave, full of literal bats? yeah that checks out.
looking at the cot where Bruce crashes when he’s working through the night like ‘ah that must be where he sleeps… that is his sad little bedroom :(’
somebody pays an extremely disoriented visit to the Batcave after getting a concussion & proceeds to start a rumour that Batman is cloning new Robins in pods
[somewhere on the watchtower]
A: “I’m telling you dude they were in fucking pods”
B: “Bull sh-”
A: “No dude think about it, why else do they all look the same?”
B: “What about the blonde one, she-”
A: “AND how else do you explain how much weird knowledge they have! I mean what ten year old knows that shit unless it was downloaded into the brain or something!”
B: “Wait wait wait are you trying to say they’ve got computer brains now?”
A: “I don’t fucking know! Maybe they do! Maybe they’re all just androids or something!”
Batman and robin, coming around the corner
Batman: *broody stare*
Robin (Damien): *smaller broody stare*
A & B: *terrified silence until Batman and Robin leave*
B: “Holy shit he’s cloning Robins”
Somebody asks Damian if he was grown in a vat and naturally he’s like ‘how did you find out about that??’ Fuel on the fire
This happens to Ted Kord, who relays it to his buddy Booster Gold. Booster doesn’t remember enough about 21st century superhero history to dispute him.
The Krakoa era is over for the X-Men, but I think a fun idea for a Marvel/DC crossover would be some kind of rivalry (not even necessarily a violent one!) between Krakoa and Themyscira.
In a fused world (like the one from the first Spider-Man/Superman crossover) that has both those islands, Mutants and the Amazons would compete in terms of outreach. Wolverine and Wonder Woman could butt heads over which sanctuary a young mutant teenage girl belongs on.
It could be an interesting lens through which to explore intersectional oppression in that sci-fi/fantasy way that comics can excel at.
